If it's possible to ignore the Oasis-factor for a moment, Wibbling Rivalry boils down to a seven inch single of two Northern men arguing. 'Admit it! It's about music! Admit it! Music!'. Admit it', Liam taunts Noel who is otherwise concerned with the music. Essentially, Liam's argument is that drug-taking, no matter how everyday, is in the image of rock and roll. 'Exactly', Liam seizes the initiative, 'and we all get into trouble every now and again'. There are people sat in England right now, in rooms like this, and they've all got their drugs out'. 'That's not about being bad, that's a part of life. Noel adopts a conciliatory tone they're his lyrics. However, Liam has the last word when the interviewer asks why, if they don't want to be perceived as bad boys, do they refer to 'white lines' in the lyrics. At this point, it's impossible not to become endeared to Liam - or Noel who, despite being a bully, is conscientious when he says that Oasis should be judged on their music. 'Why don't you go downstairs and smash the bar up? Why don't you do a Keith Richards? Here you are, throw the TV out of the window'.

'Bullshit! Because The Rolling Stones got arrested, they were a great rock and roll band - Fuck off!' He goads his brother into creating another 'situation'. Liam takes the opportunity to idolise the off-stage antics of The Sex Pistols and The Rolling Stones as justification for his getting into trouble. Noel storms out, but somehow manages to sustain the argument from the hotel bathroom. Not being handcuffed and thrown off the ferry like some fucking Scouse schlepper'.

Liam, standing accused of thinking it's rock and roll to get thrown off a ferry, interjects, but Noel shouts him down: 'Shut the fuck up man! Am I going to say this or are you going to shut up! Our manager says, doing your gig, playing your music, coming back and saying we blew them away - that's rock and roll. Noel elaborates: 'Liam gets off the ferry after getting fucking deported while I'm left in Amsterdam with my dick out like a fucking spare prick at a wedding'. Get the fuck out of our band and go and be a football hooligan'. Noel Gallagher - older brother and lead guitarist - is not: 'If you're proud about getting thrown off ferries why don't you go and support West Ham.

Basically, Liam Gallagher - the lead singer - is into it. 'How do you feel about the fact that Oasis have already attracted a reputation for being Rock'n'Roll animals?' asks the interviewer.

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